Angry Romanian

Does the title of this post refer to drug dealers, Nazis, pedophiles, oil executives, Romanians, or even the elderly? Not even close! What do all these groups have in common? They will all be joining Mother Theresa, Gandhi and other assorted kiss-asses in heaven way before anyone associated with the cell-phone industry. Talk about a group of evil assholes that know they have you by the balls. How many people do you know that don’t have a cell phone? Exactly!!!! So why bother providing clear bills, good customer service, or reliable products? It’s a trick question–because they don’t. Not to cingule out any particular company, whose logo is a glowing orange x, but I’m at the point where I want to find a Zach Morris style phone(see above picture), go to my nearest cell-phone store and shove it up the managers ass — sideways!!!! Or even better - blow up his fucking car remotely with a cell-phone. In your face Alanis Morissette — because that would actually be ironic — Don’t ya think!! I could go on but the guns need oiling,the ammunition needs counting, and I have a dump truck full of fertilizer arriving any minute.