Angry Romanian

The U.S Mint has recently announced that it will be releasing a series of one dollar coins representing the likeness of Presidents Washington through Ford. These coins are designed to be used for small purchases and in vending machine transactions. This short sighted decision appalls me. How does the U.S. Treasury Department expect the American pole dancer to deal with this new form of currency? How can working girls, dancing at establishments like The Barrel of Dolls, The Klassy Kat or even Louie’s Cordial Lounge expect to feed their families and/or drug habits on coin alone? How can the average Godsmack T-shirt wearing, 5’6″, Best Buy working, putz expect to flatter a girl when tipping her with a single measly coin instead of the traditional George Washington dollar bill. Let’s be serious here folks, it’s obvious that these Presidential dollar coins are nothing but a stepping stone in the process of replacing the dollar bill. But to get to the point, any fine gentleman that has been in an establishment where the ladies work hard to earn their dollars understands that a dollar coin is not easily placed in one’s G-String. So, if not in the G-String where is it to be placed? The imagination does not have to wander far to answer this question. What about the guy who wants to up the ante to two or three dollars to get a girls attention? Is he to unceremniously toss the coins on the stage? Where is the romance in that? So I beg of you, decision maker of monetary policy, please reconsider and allow the George Washington dollar bill to remain the sole way to support the G-Strings of all those little(and some not so little) ladies working their way through college, or rehab. Thank you, and God Bless America.