This blog has nothing to do with Nigeria, but more with the theme of this blog…This post is for you emofags.
“Life”, according to Dictionary.com (hopefully these fuck sticks aren’t giving ignorant fucks such as myself bad information or I’m in a world of trouble) life has many variations of its definition. You can read them all if you like, but I’m referring to definition variation number five: “the general or universal condition of human existence: Too bad, but life is like that”. Too bad, but life is like that…a term (or variation) we use a lot but many (specifically emofags) do not believe it or even understand it. The buildup of a specific event leaves you down and sad, so you cry and write a song hoping to cope with the pain and maybe things will change or get better. Wrong again motha sucka. Leonardo Da Vinci once said “Life is pretty simple: You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do more of what works. If it works big, others quickly copy it. Then you do something else. The trick is the doing something else.” (Listen up emofags) Most fails, yes your gonna fail at life. You might have pants eight times too small and make shitty music, but it won’t make anything get better. It’s an angry world where you will die in one day (the kicker I love that part). So if you’re gonna wine and moan about sheeeeeet happening around you, take the plunge! Golden Gate Bridge is a great place to jump from, and has some great sites too while your falling. Or you can change your day to day patterns of having your balls rammed into your asshole because you’re wearing your 8 year old sister’s jeans. Tell someone to “Fuck off” instead of hiding in a corner feeling sorry for yourself. It’s ok, there are plenty of others out there or opportunities to be had. Not to many die these days from sound. So don’t miss out on something potentially great or anything remotely entertaining because you were contemplating cutting your wrist with a fucking butter knife.
Fuck you, fuck you, your cool, fuck you. I’m out!
