Angry Romanian

The world’s Caucasian population has successfully bred itself disgusting. Really fucking disgusting. I mean downright appalling. Every time I leave the comforts of my room, I am exposed to thousands of people which I want to remain at least 5 feet from at all times. I mean, you never know if that shit is contagious, right? Anyways…how did this happen? Well, white people got comfortable. Allow me to elaborate.

In early times, all people regardless of race lived pretty much the same way…you used your muscles to do something. It was the Caucasians in Europe that developed technology the fastest, though. Goods like steel products and duck butter could be produced at a higher volume with less work. Suddenly, whites began thinking they were better, and started taking over other parts of the world, taking slaves, baking cake and eating it too…you all know basic history. What’s not in the books is the general movement towards repulsive, starting in the 1970’s.

The 1970’s brought computers into the mainstream, a management revolution took place, food was transformed, and the hippy movement consumed America. Intolerable things like untamed body hair and poor hygiene were viewed as okay. Hierarchical management policies allowed assholes who previously of little use to society to sit in cushy chairs and get fat telling people how to work (*ever seen a thin manager??). These people quickly went from the bottom of the social chain to the upper crust of society. Food additives and preservatives only worsened our already declining society’s health. Computers had the biggest impact; white people became pastier, people became more anti-social than before, and CRT monitor radiation made eyesight worse. Then, all these people began to interbreed, and our genes have been stained since.

The problem is now more real than ever. Corrective lenses allow people to watch people doing stupid shit outside on youtube instead of actually going outside themselves. Game consoles mimic real outdoor activities like the Wii sports collection. You think the Japanese play Wii? Fuck no. They go outside and play golf with all the money made from sales in the United States. Have you ever seen a fat person on MXC? Fuck no. The spinning rolly thing would knock their asses into that sewage water much faster if they weren’t in shape. Online forums and blogs provide a chance to become even more socially inept. The skinny kids lower their sperm count with gallons of Mountain Dew and the fat kids cook up enough frozen fried food to induce coronary failure in a horse, all while jerking off to anime after a successful raid for level 56 shoulder armor.

The solution?? We need more bullies and start sculpting people early in life. You know what effect getting a basketball crammed up your ass everyday in gym class prompts kids to do? They start lifting weights or running so they can run away or defend themselves. Getting picked for being overweight makes you think twice about eating that fourth hot pocket. Remember that kid with glasses that always got slammed in the face with a dodgeball? Yeah, he has perfect 20/20 vision now. If you smell like shit and you get a swirly from the 180 pound 5^th grader, chances are you are going to shower in an effort not to offend his olfactory receptors the next day. A bully is a social tool not unlike a police tazer. A tazer gets shit done. Bottom line.

The long term solution is quite simple; the people who take care of themselves end up mating, leaving the degenerates lonely and offspring free. Natural selection at its best. In the meantime, I’m gonna find me a nice asian girl.

Cheers.