There are a lot of nasty things that you will find in a person’s bathroom. I don’t need to go into detail here…you probably all have at least one thing in your bathroom that would make your mothers upset. My apartment bathroom is no exception. It’s not everyday though that I find something that grosses me right the fuck out. In college I lived on an all male dorm; the things I have seen in a group bathroom would make Mother Teresa nauseous. That being said, I yesterday found a toothbrush lying right next to my Irish Spring bar soap in the shower. I use my soap to wash all the parts of my body. If one of my roommates wanted my balls in their mouth, I could have teabaged their ass and skipped the middle man completely. On the flip side, I don’t want somebody else’s saliva to be transferred to other parts of my body. It is goddamn nasty.
If that wasn’t disgusting enough, I today found a dildo in my shower. It was nestled all inconspicuous like right next to the shampoo and body wash almost like it belonged there. I didn’t even notice it was there until I was nearly done showering. So I know you are thinking “so what. It is a dildo.” right? Well, a disturbing fact is that there are four people living in this house, and not a single one of them is female.
That picture is not setup in anyway, but sits exactly as I discovered it. The burning question in my mind is, who’s ass has it been in? It isn’t the first time that this kind of thing has happened; one roommate thought it would be funny to sculpt my soap into the shape of a penis. Why? Well, he is obviously a flaming homo in denial. What he doesn’t know is what I did to his body wash. 
A reoccurring theme? Most definitely. I guess the old saying is true: All the soap in the world won’t wash the gay away.
Haaahahahahaha. Haha. We’re not friends.
I’m not going to name any names but my bet is it belongs to the guy whose name rhymes with what the dildo is fashioned after.
You know, I’ve been to your new place a combined total of two times
now? After this, clearly two times too many. I have to say though,
the attack on your soap is hilarious. Don’t drop it!
Love how the top placed google ad for this page is
enemasupply.com… cmon now boys, better wash out that ass hole-
you shoulda known a communal dildo was a bad idea from the start.
Omg, that is classic, I’m glad I have always lived by myself!!!