They tried to kill me.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT ASS and HOLE. Motherfuckers tried to kill me in Cuba, but I made it back alive. Time has come to re commence writing for this shit hole website, as I thrive on the hatemail and death threats that my posts bring. When you are locked up in a Cuban cell, your eyes adjust to the darkness and you begin to see your thoughts as if they were occurring in front of you. I’ve come to the conclusion that my mind is a very, very, scary place. Anyways.

Stay tuned for new content, lots of asian schoolgirl prawnz, and naked pictures of Douche Nozzle’s wife right after I got done porking her in the ass.

xoxoxo

rUkO

~ by Ruko the Wonder Dog on May 22, 2008.

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4 Responses to “They tried to kill me.”

  1. Ruko

    Your time in the hole at Gitmo has you confusing fantasy with reality. Everybody knows my wife only takes it in the pooper from black guys. Keep dreaming cracker.

    Douche Nozzle said this on May 29, 2008 at 8:56 pm

  2. LOL your anger .. I would really like to feature you writing a post on my website. :)

    Dave said this on June 4, 2008 at 12:04 am

  3. http://syndicated.livejournal.com/1angryromanian/

    Cristina said this on July 19, 2008 at 5:35 pm

  4. No posts since May? Did those angry Cubans find and kill you? Or did an angrier Douche Nozzle shove a lamp up your ass in revenge?

    Angry Chinese Driver said this on October 26, 2008 at 6:31 am

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