It’s 2012 in a few hours (or has been 2012 for most you bitches in the Eastern Hemisphere). What a hell of a ride it’s been for us here at Angry Romanian!
Soooooooo…I know you are probably wondering why this website has been dormant since 2008. The answer, simply put:
GOD SMOTE US.
lol not really…the truth is not that exciting. The editors, writers, production staff, Julio w/ the sandwich cart, that smokin’ blonde from the third floor, and all the other Angry Romanian affiliates found that other priorities trumped the responsibilities of this blog. Pretty fucking lame, eh?
Worry not my friends. Angry Romanian no longer has to worry about financial obligations. Our secret? A close friend cashed out big in the Powerball lottery and then bankrolled our production company. Once we foolishly spend our generous bonuses we’ll be back to writing.
In the spirit of the New Year and our revival, I present to you the top 20 search engine terms that brought traffic to Angry Romanian in 2011. After reading through the list, I can only imagine what a disappointment we must have been:
20. disassemble ps3
19. anal seepage
18. joe rogan shirt off
17. swirlies
16. women with snakes
15. snake eats girl
14. girl with snake
13. suvs suck
12. shampoo dildo
11. disguised dildo
10. snake sex
9. celebrity death pool rules
8. angry chinese woman
7. cat algorithm
6. pork sex
5. cum in nose
4. male pornstars
3. old man standing
2. kwanzaa
And the most common search term for 2011 with 494 views:
1. dora the explorer porn
uh. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?
Ignoring all of the other weird shit on that list, Dora the Explorer Porn? Really? I make a reference to the obvious design blunder of the Dora the Explorer Aquapet and 494 of you turn up here hoping for little girl cartoon porn?
That’s pretty fucked up.
Happy 2012, I guess.
