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Fear not fair weather friends, Angry Romanian has not forgotten you, our loyal reader, or your over zealous desire for daily high quality content. However, if we plan on remaining in our parents’ will we still have to spend time with our families over the Christmas holiday. And so we look forward to serving your needs in the new year and want to wish you all a Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah and of course to Bieltan:
Thanks to the wonder that is Live Chat Tech Support, I will now provide you with the most bewildering tech support conversation I have ever had. Hold on to your seat if you have one, if not hold on to your monitor.
Tech Support [18:46]: Thank you for choosing Live Chat. Please allow me a minute or two to review and respond to your question. If you have not already provided your Main Domain name please do so now along with any additional details you feel I should have. I take multiple chats at once. There will be a delay between my replies. Thank you for your patience. I will be right with you.
The Romanian [18:46]: When will an upgrade be available for phpbb 3.0?
[18:47]: angryromanian.com
Tech Support [18:49]: As soon as cPanel releases one.
The Romanian [18:49]: When will that be? Do you know?
Tech Support [18:51]: Unfortuantely I do not.
The Romanian [18:54]: OK thanks for nothing.
Boy I sure wish i had that eight minutes of my life back. Silly me, contacting a company, and asking questions about a product they develop. At least give me an ETA, or an educated guess. My only other option is calling them up and growing old in the queue. And speaking of guesses and education, my best guess is that this fuck got his Master’s in Tech Support, with a minor in curry sweating, from the University of Mumbai. No need to wish him a Merry Christmas is there.
Note: I purposefully did not correct the Tech Support Agent’s spelling.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, we introduce the first original video from our newly incorporated production company – Angry Romanian Shorts.
The goal of Angry Romanian Shorts is to educate our viewers. And now you know why you have to wait around so long to have you TV loaded into your vehicle at Circuit City. And knowing is half the battle!!
I never cease to be impressed by the kind of people you get to see on television. I turned on the local news channel this morning to check the weather. There was a video journalist reporting on Paranormal Activity at one of the local cemeteries. It has always seemed to me that video journalists are stupid and shady, it’s hard to trust someone that you never get to see. Anyway… These two fucking bull dykes were standing in a cemetery, one with a camera, one with a pen and pad, you know the proper equipment required to record paranormal activity. The first one of was explaining how when she walks by the graves she feels something (in her twat) from the other side (a black guy). The other was explaining how she goes into a trance and starts drawing people from the other side. The drawings looked like aliens from bad 1960′s movies. Sometimes when they take pictures in the cemetery they see a light in the frame, more commonly known as glare.
The strange thing was the report was not a documentary, instead it was shown during the news, the fucking NEWS. The only time when television is supposed to be about current events and/or facts, during the news, that’s when they decided to have a report about two mental cases with a hobby. It’s sad that the right the most unbiased television news source in North America today is BBC News (British Broadcasting Corporation). I understand that there are some disillusioned people out there that are somehow interested in this horseshit but can we please keep it out of the news. I think the last thing anyone needs is to provide the IQ-deficient of this country any sort of credibility to a subject that is preposterous. Not to mention all the other subjects that are crap during the news.
This brings me to a good reason not to die: some yo-yo bitch is going to draw an unflattering portrait of your ghost. What ever happened to Resting In Peace? Leave the graves of the deceased alone, out of respect for them and their families. These stories were made up long ago for entertainment. It’s 2007 and it’s about time we separate fact from fiction, keep the news and storytelling separate. If people really want to contact ghosts let them try on their own time not mine. The best way to see into the netherworld is to drink drain cleaner, everyone knows that.
In conclusion: Fuck people that believe in talking to the dead and fuck the news for putting them on TV.
Based on President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s visit to Columbia University you could say that he is smoking some sort of crack laced with uranium. Let’s take a quick look at some of his remarks. “In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country.” and “In Iran we do not have this phenomenon [homosexuality], I don’t know who has told you that we have it.” Publicly denying homosexuals is only his was of trying to appease his religious radical boss (see Ali Khamenei) and piss off everyone else with that horse shit. What he meant to say was that he scared them into hiding to avoid persecution, imprisonment, torture, and death.
Then he stated that the Holocaust was just a theory, open to debate and research. Those statements were a direct attack at the emotions of the Jewish people. When confronted about Jews he replied: “We love all people, We are friends of the Jews. There are many Jews living peacefully in Iran.” Bullshit. Again he is deluded and is kissing Khamenei’s ass. Furthermore, he explained that Iran did not recognize Israel “because it is based on ethnic discrimination, occupation and usurpation, and it consistently threatens its neighbors.” Perhaps that’s why Iran funds Palestinian extremists and endorses the destruction of Israel. That however is somewhat true, it was widely suspected and then confirmed that Israel tortures Palestinians once they are captured. If you want a source Google it and the other evil shit the Jews do as well.
You have to applaud Columbia University for creating a forum where you can here everything coming from the source. However, I do not think that Lee Bollinger should have been such a hostile host. Ask your questions nicely and let the man speak he does not need your help to prove to everyone he is insane and evil. Mr. Bollinger suggested that he was “a petty and cruel dictator” that he was “either brazenly provocative or astonishingly uneducated.” That was not necessary. Ahmadinejad replied eloquently to that by saying that:
“In Iran, tradition requires when you invite a person to be a speaker, we actually respect our students enough to allow them to make their own judgment, and don’t think it’s necessary before the speech is even given to come in with a series of complaints to provide vaccination to the students and faculty. Nonetheless, I shall not begin by being affected by this unfriendly treatment.”
All those remarks only fueled the Iranian people’s disrespect/hatred for the West. Because that is precisely what they admire in him, his defiance. For better or worst Mr. Imadinnerjacket is their leader, do not attack him, let him dig his own grave. And being the monster and lunatic that he is, he will.
This could have been a story about that special loved one, family member, or teammate that just makes life worth living; it’s not. This is about that person that exists in everyones life, a parasitic leech attached to someone you care about or a person that is malicious towards you for no reason. You may or may not know this person but they are talking shit about you right now. This virus manifests themselves differently for each person so we will spare details and cut directly to the solution.
My proposal is simple: extend a woman’s right to choose. Extend that right to society as a whole, and to a term of at least however many years and however many months old that cunt may be right now. This is necessary because those conniving individuals have somehow missed their appointment with fate, as a puddle of flesh and blood, on the floor of Examining Room #7 of Planned Parenthood.
Unfortunately, at this late date this “procedure” can no longer be performed by a pill, fancy surgical vacuum cleaner, or the preferred method in the early days of our Republic, the rusty coat hanger. So instead, every municipality should to have a dedicated pack of vicious, starved, inbred, ritualistically tortured Doberman pincers. Upon a proper filing of grievance with the local authorities, this pack of rabies infected mutts will be unleashed upon their target, freeing you and your loved one from unnecessary drama and misery.
Perhaps this may seem too drastic or crude. Then instead next time you see a pregnant bitch, who looks like they are going to give birth to a fucking useless excuse for a human being. Kick them in the stomach.
Hope all you micks are having a great St.Patricks Day, we decided to watch Boondock Saints while drinking copious amounts of Capitan. Hope you get some pussy too.
Ann Coulter has burned a bridge that she desperately needs to cross. By calling John Edwards a faggot, Ms. Coulter has done herself a great disservice because she is in urgent need of the care and attention of a few “faggots” — One to do something about her makeup – one to do something with her hair–and maybe there is a gay man somewhere who could teach her to stand and speak like a women. I guess the point here is that someone as physically and morally hideous as Ms. Coulter shouldn’t be passing judgement on a segment of our population that clearly has superior tastes and refinements to that of her own. She is throwing stones in a glass house — but I suspect this is mostly due to the reflection of her own image in the glass.
Hate your job? Do you pump gas? Flip burgers? Sell t-shirts to mall rats? Worry not- while your job might suck- it’s not truly the pits. What could possibly be worse than the smell of gasoline on your flannel shirt, grease splashing in your eyes or two dozen unsolicited requests for your phone number a day? I have a simple and unequivocal answer- try selling fucking minor league baseball tickets to foreign nationals, in January, in the snow belt(upstate New York). So this fucking fuck from the local half-assed, flyball dropping, double play bobbling, bad news bearesque, minor league baseball embarrassment that we call the Red Wings keeps calling my cell phone trying to sell me tickets.
Who the fuck wants to buy baseball tickets when there’s three feet of snow outside and the Superbowl is next week. Where do they recruit these people? Are they from homeless shelters or do they just clone them? Do they have belly buttons? “Millions of Sales Reps, Sales Reps for me, Millions of Sales Reps, Sales Reps for a fee – here we go…” So anyway I’ve found the best way to eliminate such nuisances is to allow my secretary (Rob), who is perpetually intoxicated, to answer the call in an Eastern block accent, in his best outdoor voice. Rob…uhm…my secretary politely informed the sales loser that Mr. Ku-aaah-ku-kun Kunty Tankatrucks was on the shitter and unable to take the call. I doubt I’ll be hearing from him again. But in fairness to this beleaguered hawker of fourth-rate entertainment packages, I would be remiss not to include his contact information. If anyone is interested in watching a set of washed up, ex-community college all stars butcher America’s pastime please contact Mark McGwire at 585-546-7942 ext 3004 or email him at imnotgoingtobeinthehalloffame@becauseimafuckingcheater.com.
