Celebrity Death Pool Rules

If a celebrity on your list dies during the contest you will earn points based on the following equation - (100-celebrities age). Example - If Mike Tyson were to die March 23rd at the age of 41 you will be awarded 59 points. So - picking the Pope might sound fun but remember he would only be worth 19 or 20 points. (Depending if he died before of after his birthday) However, picking Suri Cruise could be a jackpot as the toddler would earn 97 or 98 points.

Bonus points will be awarded for the following (in addition to the points you have earned for the death):

* 10pts. If your celebrity dies in any way other than under natural circumstances
* 25pts. If your celebrity is murdered
* 25pts. If your celebrity kills someone (25pts. per each)
* 50pts. If your celebrity is murdered by another celebrity
* 50pts. If your celebrity kills another celebrity
* 50pts. If your celebrity is African American and dies in February (irony, not racism folks)
* 50pts. If your celebrity is a sports figure that dies competing in their sport
* 50pts. If your celebrity pratices Scientology
* 50pts. If your celebrity dies on their birthday or wedding anniversary
* 100pts. If you celebrity is killed by O.J. Simpson. (does not count if O.J. is on your list and he commits suicide)
* All points are doubled if multiple celebrities on your list die in the same incident. (ex: Yankee’s charter plane erupts in ball of flame)

1. Celebrities on your list must be well known enough to have an obituary in a major newspaper, famous in their own right, and famous for something other than dying. The following would not meet the criteria: Death Row inmates, people who became famous by dying, and local “celebrities”. (don’t include your local weatherman, no matter how much you may want him to die)
2. It is entirely at the discretion of the staff at Angry Romanian to accept or deny submissions. No arguing or whining. There are a number of reasons a name may be rejected, and I don’t feel like trying to name them all here. Players will be notified of rejected names and why, and will be given an opportunity to choose a substitute at that time.

All you need to do is send an email with your name and a list of your 12 celebrities to deathpool [at] angryromanian [dot] com or leave a comment below. I will assume the email address used to send your list is how I should contact you, unless otherwise stated in the email. You have nothing to lose - so get your list in today. I will take submissions throughout the contest period, but common sense would suggest having your list in by March 1st.


3 Responses to “Celebrity Death Pool Rules”

  1. Damn 12 names ok here it goes…

    1. Tom Brady (fuck you)
    2. Harry Potter (bastard)
    3. George Bush (karma - fucker)
    4. Dick Cheney (shot in the face REVENGE BITCH)
    5. Dick Clark (its time)
    6. Anderson Cooper (asshole)
    7. Brittany Spears (biggest letdown ever)
    8. Courtney Cox (drug overdose)
    9. Lindsay Lohan (another huge letdown)
    10. Nicole Ritchie (die you ulgy bitch)
    11. Paris Hilton (buy some fucking tits)
    12. Boston Redsox (fuck the whole team)

  2. 1. Dick Clark 7. Andy Rooney 2. Pat Summerall 8. Mike Wallace 3.
    Muhammad Ali 9. Carol Channing 4. George Bush Sr. 10. Steven
    Hawkins 5. Fidel Castro 11. Amy Winehouse 6. Gary Coleman 12.
    Steve-O (Jackass) Notice that I didn’t pick Dick Cheney, because
    evil lives forever.

  3. 1. fidel castro 2. tommy heinrich (baseball player) 3. brittany
    spears 4. nancy reagan 5. lee mcphail (baseball yankee
    owner/manager) 6. mickey rooney 7. james brown 8. stevie nicks 9.
    johnny winter (blues guitar) 10. tom sizemore 11. jan michael
    vincent 12. jeff conaway

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